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The Lounge / Re: Dirty Jokes..... and maybe...
Last post by stanmarsh14 - Today at 12:16 am
A woman is pregnant with triplets. One day she goes into a bank just as it's being held up. She gets shot 3 times in the stomach, but luckily she lives.

She goes to the doctor who tells her that her children will be all right, and that one day the bullets will simply come out.

So 15 years later, one triplet, a girl, runs out of the bathroom and says "MOM, MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!" So the mother tells her the story of what happened 15 years ago.

The next day the second daughter comes out and says the same thing, "MOM, I WAS GOING TO THE BATHROOM AND A BULLET CAME OUT!"

On the third day the son comes out and says "MOM, MOM! the dogs dead"

She asks, "How did that happen?"

The boy replies, "I had a wank and shot him!"
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The Lounge / Re: Other Hobbies
Last post by Slasher - Oct 16, 2017, 04:37 pm
Quote from: pilsburydoughman on Oct 12, 2017, 12:54 amHobbies - fishing (course), Radio Presenting, Watching Everton when I can, walking my jack russell, playing Pool/Snooker (im the captain of my local pool team)
Being a fat bastard
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The Lounge / Re: Other Hobbies
Last post by pilsburydoughman - Oct 12, 2017, 12:54 am
Hobbies - fishing (course), Radio Presenting, Watching Everton when I can, walking my jack russell, playing Pool/Snooker (im the captain of my local pool team)
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The Lounge / Re: My Alzheimer's Thread...
Last post by Daryl - Oct 09, 2017, 10:07 pm
Dementia Poem:
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Walk a while with me my friends, walk with me today.
Come and see what I see, and listen to what I say.

Yes, I have dementia, and sometimes it get worse.
Please be very grateful that you don't have this curse.

But are we all that different, the likes of you and me?
We breathe the same, we feel the same, the same things we all see.

The only difference is my friends, I don't feel that well.
When I don't remember everything that you tell.

My heart beats just as quick as yours, my blood runs just as fast.
But because of my dementia, a shadow it does cast.

It's the shadow cast by others, that takes away my light.
It turns my life into darkness, my pleasure into fright.

For when you cast that shadow, and it comes my way.
It drains me of my energy, makes me hide, or run away.

Sometimes I do things differently, and my mind is not my own.
But do YOU never talk to yourself, when you are alone?

So am I all that different, the likes of you and me.
So my friends, come walk a while, the future is you and me!
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The Lounge / Re: Dirty Jokes..... and maybe...
Last post by stanmarsh14 - Oct 08, 2017, 02:46 pm
Me and the missus have just adopted a little scouse baby.

I said "Can we call him "Google"?

She replied "Why the fuck should we call him that"?

"Well" I said, "He's going to spend most of his life getting searched"
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The Lounge / Re: Dirty Jokes..... and maybe...
Last post by altharic - Oct 01, 2017, 10:59 pm
My mate got shot with a starting pistol police suspect its race related.
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The Lounge / Re: Dirty Jokes..... and maybe...
Last post by Daryl - Oct 01, 2017, 05:45 pm
Wrong... on so many levels!

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The Lounge / Re: My Alzheimer's Thread...
Last post by Daryl - Sep 30, 2017, 12:36 pm
Quote from: Marlon36 on Sep 30, 2017, 05:48 amHope you're doing OK, Me Duck! :)
I'm doing fine... you know me ;) x
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The Lounge / Re: My Alzheimer's Thread...
Last post by Marlon36 - Sep 30, 2017, 05:48 am
Hope you're doing OK, Me Duck! :)
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The Lounge / Re: My Alzheimer's Thread...
Last post by Daryl - Sep 22, 2017, 07:51 pm
I've buried my stepdad's ashes in the town's cemetery today...

Finally at peace, after a long battle with dementia and physical illnesses, so a blessing now we can move on.

Love him and miss him loads xx
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