Dirty Jokes..... and maybe few clean ones too.

Started by stanmarsh14, Jan 16, 2015, 02:47 am

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stanmarsh14

If you close your eyes whilst rubbing a Kiwi fruit in one hand and a testicle in the other, its hard to tell the difference...

It also gets you banned from Tescos!

Daryl

After 70 years of marriage, celebrating with The Queen and Prince Philip, one old man was asked in an interview why he always used terms of endearment such as 'darling', 'sweetheart' and 'love' to his wife after all that time...

"Because I forgotten her name about 10 years ago and haven't dared ask her for it since!" came his classic reply. 


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