Dirty Jokes..... and maybe few clean ones too.

Started by stanmarsh14, Jan 16, 2015, 02:47 am

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If you close your eyes whilst rubbing a Kiwi fruit in one hand and a testicle in the other, its hard to tell the difference...

It also gets you banned from Tescos!

Daryl

After 70 years of marriage, celebrating with The Queen and Prince Philip, one old man was asked in an interview why he always used terms of endearment such as 'darling', 'sweetheart' and 'love' to his wife after all that time...

"Because I forgotten her name about 10 years ago and haven't dared ask her for it since!" came his classic reply. 


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boy george was up before the court this morning after his pet reptile kept attacking passers by,the judge told him he needed a calmer chameleon :D

Daryl

Ooh I say...

Know what I mean Harry?!  :o

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
 

Licalotapus..
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stanmarsh14

As it's 1st June (Blame Geddy for this)....

[11:46am] <@Hisao> !quote strawberry
[11:46am] <@sm14|lappy> "I went to the world strawberry picking championships today.... a woman with no legs won....... jammy cunt !!!!! - Troutman - 03/09/2003 " {(mpu34 #287)} {(1 results)}

Daryl

A Scottish woman walks into her bedroom and catches her husband wanking into a wellie...

"Och aye Jock" she yells - "you dirty barsted... stop fooking aboot"!!  :o
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Made me smile... :)

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Well, we mustn't be too morbid in life, must we?!  :o

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